Bad Ass Fajitas #13: Randolph, Sic Balls

Fact: “Stand By Me” is free on Comcast OnDemand.

Fact: Pre-made Jose Cuervo margaritas are $11.99 a bottle at my local Shop-Rite (they taste like salt, lime-like juice, and regret).

Fact: Having Richard Dreyfuss narrate your drunk dreams is about as awesome as you think it is.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas #12: Size Doesn’t Matter

This actually happened.  Fortunately, I couldn’t even finish the regular size, so Nolando did not starve to death due to his giant bowl of broth and 2 noodles.

On a somewhat related note, I ate McDonald’s for the first time in years last night and I think I can feel myself dying from the inside out.  Pray for mojo.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas #11: As Useful as a Cardboard Umbrella in a Hailstorm

Seriously, all the weather app on my iPhone tells me is what day it is.  The rest is useless.  I wonder if they have an icon for “Tornado”?

P.S.  Read this.  You will not be dissapointed.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas #10: Running Gag

Annnnd we’re back.  This is a special double long BAF for your viewing pleasure because a) it’s our tenth strip, and b) I took such a long, unforeseen hiatus.

Along with my insane work schedule, last week also saw the inflammation of my right wrist to ridiculous proportions.  Whether it was caused by drawing or horse wrangling, I’m still not sure, but it seems to be better now.  Hopefully I can stick to some semblance of a posting schedule this week.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas Filler: Sweet Lord I’m Tired

Sorry for the lack of updates folks, but I’ve been working and dealing with the realities of being extremely broke.  Between graphic design, carriage driving, band promotion and freelance (and my seemingly never ending search for a new roommate), I am working about 80 hours a week with two days off a month.  This leaves very little room for things like eating, sleeping, or blogging.  Hopefully my life will calm down in a bit and I can get back into the groove.

Also, getting bit on your bum by a bored horse 5 times in one day is not the funnest experience ever.  Just sayin.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas #9: Harry Potter and The Half Blood Fridge

Ok, I promise this is the last Randolph comic for a while.  Well, at least a day.  This strip co-stars my twinsie-in-crime, Caromelia.  It also has no shading or crowd because I am backed up with work, thus resulting in an empty movie theatre.

Bad Ass Fajitas #8: Man In The KitchenAid

Randolph the Fridge is back.  Because what’s better as a reoccurring character than a collaged, anthropomorphous refrigerator that used to tour with Michael Jackson?  NOTHING.  That’s what.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas Goes Geek

Everyone should please, pretty please go visit Geeks Next Door today and see my pretty guest comic.

Here is a preview for you lazy people:

New updates resume tomorrow.

–DB

Bad Ass Fajitas #7: The Adventures of Randolph the Fridge

So remember how we like to collage the kitchen? The fridge, who goes by the name of Randolph, is also a fully collaged piece of artwork that keeps the soy milk cold.  He also hung out with MJ back in ’85.  Special thanks to Zimbro for the photo of Randolph the Fridge.

–DB

Fan Art Thursday: Hannelore

Wheee.  I have the day off tomorrow so there will be no post.  I know you’re all heartbroken.  To tide you over, here is the lovely Hannelore from Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques.

Have a safe and happy holiday weekend everyone!

-_DB